🎁 You’re Not on the Nice List. And Santa’s Sleigh Is Packed with Payback.

Unmasking Evil’s Holiday Drop Is Coming to Haunt Your Hearth

He sees you when you're sleeping,

He waits without a sound.

He stalks beneath the treeline,

Where no joy can be found.

He knows when you're awake—

That’s when the screaming starts.

He’s traded sleigh bells for sharp blades

And broken beating hearts.

This year, he doesn’t check his list.

He carves it deep in bone.

And if your name is etched in red,

You won’t be left alone.

The sleigh bells are ringing, but they don’t sound right. They echo through the trees like a warning. The snow falls in ash. The stockings drip red. And the gingerbread men? They’ve got stitched mouths and blood-iced buttons.

This isn’t Christmas—it’s a reckoning.

Unmasking Evil returns with a limited-edition holiday collection that slays the season. Plush throws, sinister mugs, and cursed designs that twist tradition into something strange, stylish, and slightly unhinged. Whether you’re gifting your favorite misfit or upgrading your own winter lair, this drop wraps you in warmth and wickedness.

Expect blood-splattered baking sheets. Split-face Santas. Candy canes sharpened to a point. And slogans that whisper festive threats while you sip your brew. It’s cozy. It’s cursed. And it’s coming soon!

🎄 What’s Inside:

• Velveteen plush blankets with villain-coded artwork and eerie slogans

• Ceramic mugs that slay before sleigh

• Holiday designs that haunt your hearth and hex your cocoa

• Limited quantities. No restocks. No apologies.

💀 Who It’s For:

• Horror fans who want their holidays haunted

• Anti-cheer rebels who prefer dread over decorum

• Gift-givers who know their people are strange and festive

• Anyone who celebrates winter with a wink and a warning

Subscribe at unmasking-evil.com to be the first to unwrap the madness.

No spoilers. No mercy. Just merch that slays.

Until the next body drops.

Loretta & David Allseitz

"Unmasking evil, one body at a time"