💧 Skincare for the Untraceable: The First Four Drops from the new Unmask line!
- Loretta & David Allseitz
- 3d
- 2 min read
Updated: 2d
You didn’t ask for redemption. You asked for results.
Introducing Unmask—a skincare line built for the emotionally resilient, the aesthetically dangerous, and the ones who know that softness is a weapon. This isn’t self-care. It’s strategy.
The Launch Lineup
The first four products are officially out. Each one is designed to hydrate, protect, and emotionally destabilize your enemies.
Face + Body Cleansing Gel
Oil? Lies? Gone.
This isn’t just a cleanser—it’s a ritual. Formulated for sensitive and acne-prone skin, this gentle gel dissolves excess oil and emotional residue without irritation. Powered by licorice root, green tea, witch hazel, and mushroom extract, it leaves your skin clean, calm, and unbothered.
Hydrating Toner for Face + Body
Refine. Reboot. Regret nothing.
This isn’t just a toner—it’s your post-cleanse protocol. Designed for dry, dehydrated, or acne-prone skin, this fine-mist formula hydrates, balances, and soothes without a trace of irritation. Witch hazel, green tea, chamomile, and fermented radish root deliver a refresh ritual with receipts.
Moisturizer for Face + Body
Hydrated. Dangerous. Unbothered.
Armor for dry, acne-prone skin. With niacinamide, lilac stem cells, green tea, and fermented marine extracts, this lightweight moisturizer balances oil, calms irritation, and locks in glow. Your skin stays soft, radiant, and emotionally unavailable.
Snail Mucin Face Serum
Brighten. Plump. Leave no trace.
This isn’t just a serum—it’s an alibi. Powered by snail mucin, cica, hyaluronic acid, and hydrolyzed collagen, it visibly brightens, hydrates, and repairs without leaving a trace. Your skin looks radiant, resilient, and suspiciously well-rested.
🧪 The Formula
Every product in the Unmask line is:
100% vegan
Cruelty-free
Free of parabens, sulfates, synthetic fragrance, and other toxic plot twists
Made in the USA from globally sourced ingredients
Packaged for aesthetic shelf presence and forensic-level clarity
🖤 The Vibe
This is skincare for the ones who don’t flinch. For the ones who glow under pressure. For the ones who know that softness isn’t weakness—it’s evidence of survival.
Whether you’re layering rituals or going solo, Unmask is designed to support your skin’s defense while keeping your glow locked in. No residue. No apologies. No trace.
Your glow isn’t accidental. It’s evidence. Shop the drop. Layer the rituals. Delete the drama. Because skincare isn’t self-care—it’s strategy.
Stay hydrated. Stay dangerous. Stay unbothered.
Until the next body drops,
Loretta & David Allseitz
"Unmasking evil, one body at a time"
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