Merry Christmas. Have a Body.
- Loretta & David Allseitz

- Dec 16
- 1 min read
Updated: 11 hours ago

I’m not great at sentimental holiday speeches.
So instead, I brought you a crime scene.
From December 24th through December 28th, The Dollmaker of Point will be FREE on Amazon.
No email gate.
No strings.
No “limited preview.”
Just a full-length Texas thriller about a town that should’ve stayed buried, a killer who never stopped working, and the kind of secrets that don’t care what day it is — Christmas included.
Consider it my holiday gift to you.
Because nothing says Merry Christmas like murder, betrayal, and realizing small towns are way worse than big cities.
If you’ve been curious but hesitant — now’s your moment.
If you’ve already read it — send it to someone you love… or someone you don’t.
Either way:
Thank you for being here. Thank you for reading.
And thank you for choosing the dark side this year.
UNWRAP YOUR🎁...
...Dispose of evidence like a functioning adult.
Merry Christmas 🎄 🤠
— Loretta & David
Villains Welcome.



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